Name: Eunice
Duration: P00H02M58S
Description: His first girlfriend. Her last boyfriend.

Eunice

from Eunice by Graveyard People

	/

Streaming + Download

Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Purchasable with gift card

$1 USD or more
Buy the Full Digital Album

about

His first girlfriend. Her last boyfriend.

lyrics

I met Eunice at the Bingo hall
double medicated and ready to ball

silver foxes are filling my card
the smell of aspercreme is getting me hard

i thrust my love into your soggy depends,
your arthritic grip pushes me to the edge

Eunice, you make my life complete
only 90 and so sweet
you know theres nothing better than
cumming on a bunyon and eating
clam chowder at 3
Eunice you fill the hole
that festers in my soul

white pubes and marmalade

Took the bus to the retirement home
ate some grits now im ready to bone

pulled out her teeth so i could pound her mouth
had to call the nurse because she fell down

smashed her hip while she was climbing the pole
slid her knitting needle into my peehole

Eunice, forget about your family
sign your will over to me
you know theres nothing better than taking all the cheddar and
snuffing you out in your sleep
Eunice when youre six feet deep,
Ill see you in my dreams

White pubes and marmalade...

credits

from Eunice, released May 23, 2022
Bletch: Drums, Vocals
Dick Scarecrow: Keys, Vocals

license

about

Graveyard People Denver, Colorado

Keyboard/drum duo from Denver. Rock, punk, psychedelic improvisations and dark humor.

contact / help

Contact Graveyard People

Streaming and
Download help

Report this track or account

If you like Graveyard People, you may also like:

Freak Mammal
by Psychic Lemon

Roaring space rock from this London group, with every instrument turned up to 10, and all of the songs reaching stunning crescendos. Bandcamp New & Notable Nov 9, 2019
go to album
Strange, Strange Times
by The Ugly Kings

Combining crooned murder ballads with raw, angsty hard rock hooks, Melbourne's The Ugly Kings are a wrecking crew well worth watching. Bandcamp New & Notable Sep 15, 2021
go to album
Phototroph
by Moon Tooth

The Long Island metal band's third album etches arena-sized hooks into their jagged compositions, deftly balancing experimental and poppy inclinations. Bandcamp Album of the Day May 12, 2022
go to album
Solace
by REZN

featured on Bandcamp Radio Mar 17, 2023
go to album
This Heathen Land
by GREEN LUNG

featured on Bandcamp Radio Nov 10, 2023
go to album
Black Harvest
by GREEN LUNG

featured on Bandcamp Radio Oct 29, 2021
go to album
Immortal's Requiem
by Phantom Spell

featured on Bandcamp Radio Aug 18, 2022
go to album